Never date a girl with a bigger truck than you.
“Relationship are hard. It’s like a full time job and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should find you a temp.”
“Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get – only with what you are expecting to give – which is everything. What you will receive in return varies. But it really has no connection what what you give. You give because you love and cannot help giving.”
– Katharine Hepburn, Me: Stories of My Life
“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you in school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or poor. They don’t reach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to move on when the on e you love walks away from you. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.”
– Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones